welcome to the gramma teria my name is
Wanda and I'll be your waitress what can
I get for such a lovely couple oh we
aren't together well you might not be a
romance a couple like those two
lovebirds over there but you are a
couple of friends we're actually just
coworkers just order already I'll take a
Coke and a hamburger okay you get a
couple of sides with the burger
I'll have the mac and cheese some chips
pasta salad and hold your horses I set a
couple of sides couple means two oh well
I'll just have the chips and the pasta
salad then and for you just a slice of
pie and a coffee for me thanks
cream sugar two of each please that's
one coffee a couple of creams a few
packets of sugar I really don't need
more than two packets of sugar well it's
a good thing you didn't ask for that a
few just means a small amount I guess
that could include too huh while you're
still here can we get a couple of
cookies okay two cookies no wait that's
really not going to be enough I wanted
you wanted
more than two I can't believe I'm
spending so much time explaining this to
a couple of squares okay let's get this
straight
when someone says a couple that means to
a few is just a small number it could
mean two but it doesn't have to be that
small so so if you order a couple of
things don't expect to get more than two
I think I get it but suddenly I'm not
hungry anymore
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